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Yup
Wednesday, January 13th, 2010April Fools joke on the Boss.
Wednesday, April 1st, 2009So after getting to work today I spoke with my supervisor and told him that I wanted to get our boss today since it was April fools day. I came up with the idea that I would tell her that I was quiting due to how I felt I was being treated here by other employees as well as feeling uncertain on my job security due to the recent lay offs because of the economy.
My boss then explained to me that a lot of things are taken into account on layoffs and that I have great work performance so it should not have to worry about that. I then responded thats good to know especially since its April fools day.
She then tried to reach over her desk to slap and strangle me… mission completed.
Fish at my desk
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008So I bought some gold fish in efforts to decorate my desk at work. I have come to notice that I think one of them has been having what I can only describe as a seizure. He sits there for a moment then turns upside down starts to float then comes back to life and shakes around and swims in repeated circles… He is truly odd or had a disorder.
** UPDATE **
Attached is a picture of the fish per Jake’s request..
Fish at my Desk
*** UPDATE ***
Looks like one of my cheap Walmart fish got Dropsy… now there is only one
Do you sell fights?
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008A perk of working the nightshift are these entertaining chats that come in.
Shelby: Hello, how can I help you?
Customer: fight
Shelby: We do not offer fights, we are a web hosting company.
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Will it ever stop…
Happy Camper with login woes…
Friday, December 14th, 2007Never did find out what the customer was getting at…
Customer: please help me know how to log in. i am unregistered and have a response from website management that requires me to log in
You are now speaking with Shelby of Sales.
Shelby: Hello
Shelby: How can i help you?
Customer: my quest is infront of you!
Shelby: I am sorry but I do not understand your question. Where are you trying to login through?
Customer: in your website, there’s website management, true?
Shelby: If you have an account with us you get access to your own Control Panel
Customer: pls walk with me so you can understand my question
Customer: i have just asked you a Q
Shelby: You are wondering about a login to the control panel for your site correct?
Customer: Gosh!
Customer: is there any help here?? i have not said that, have i??
Customer: dont put words in my mouth
Customer: i am just about to explain, but you wont let me!!!
Shelby: Ok go ahead I will wait on your question.
Customer: in your website, there’s website management, true?
Customer: i have just repeated my question
Shelby: I dont know what you mean about the website management on our site
Customer: www.inmotion. net (thats the name of your website, right?
Shelby: Yes that is our site.
Customer: your home page has the following -dedicated servers, virtual private servers, busines s calss hosting, persoanal cheap hosting, website management
Customer: is this correct??
Shelby: Yes that is all located on our site.
Customer: thank you!
Customer: now listen.
Customer: when us customers click on “website management”
Customer: it takes us to an enquiry form where you fill in bla bla
Customer: its called free website evaluation
Shelby: Alright?
Customer: site url: …name.. phone:..
Customer: so i filled that out. i am not registered with you. then i got this e mail: (will paste it here)
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