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	<description>Incoherent Ramblings in basic form</description>
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		<title>We all know CPanel sucks but&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:40:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shelby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was really unaware of the &#8220;level of FAIL&#8221; that it was capable of demonstrating&#8230; until now. TO REPRODUCE: 1) frontend/x3/diskusage/index.html , go to a folder with lots of files in it. 2) Click &#8220;Size (MB)&#8221; column header to sort. 3) Watch cPanel sort a numeric column alphabetically, but don&#8217;t blink because it also auto-refreshes [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was really unaware of the &#8220;level of FAIL&#8221; that it was capable of demonstrating&#8230; until now.</p>
<blockquote><p>TO REPRODUCE:<br />
1) frontend/x3/diskusage/index.html , go to a folder with lots of files in it.<br />
2) Click &#8220;Size (MB)&#8221; column header to sort.<br />
3) Watch cPanel sort a numeric column alphabetically, but don&#8217;t blink because<br />
it also auto-refreshes the page a second later with the original by-name sort<br />
order.<br />
4) Be amazed at the level of FAIL exhibited by a product claiming to be in its<br />
11th iteration.</p></blockquote>
<p>While the guy does an excellent job in describing what the issue is, the wording is somewhat humorous.</p>
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		<title>Site rankings and mistaken gender</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:57:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shelby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My Technorati ranking is an astonishing 14,926&#8230; I am actually very surprised by that good of a rank, especially considering that Alexa ranks me at 1,697,852.  I swore that they used to somewhat go hand in hand with rankings, but clearly that is no longer the case these days.  Hopefully in due time my Alexa [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My <a href="http://technorati.com" title="Technorati">Technorati</a> ranking is an astonishing <strong>14,926</strong>&#8230; I am actually very surprised by that good of a rank, especially considering that <a href="http://alexa.com" title="Alexa">Alexa</a> ranks me at <strong>1,697,852</strong>.  I swore that they used to somewhat go hand in hand with rankings, but clearly that is no longer the case these days.  Hopefully in due time my <a href="http://alexa.com" title="Alexa">Alexa</a> ranking will even our with the other.</p>
<p>Besides all the ranking who ha, I thought I would present this nice little gem that came into the help desk this evening.  I removed some of the less important aspects of the message as not to bore the 3 people that read my site.</p>
<blockquote><p><font size="3">&#8230; and I just wanted to commend you and your colleagues for the promptness and friendliness of your service. This time I had Shelby D reply to my latest query in the usual very speedy and comprehensive fashion, so I thought I should drop Shelby a little &#8216;<strong>attaboy</strong>&#8216; (or &#8216;<strong>attagirl</strong>&#8216;). </font></p></blockquote>
<p>Now don&#8217;t get me wrong I love the compliment, but this is another prime example of why I dislike email support. Maybe I should change my signature to say &#8220;Mr. Shelby&#8221; that might help sort out  the confusion surrounding my name &#8230; then again knowing how most people don&#8217;t fully read responses to emails (<em>myself included</em>) it probably would not be all that effective.</p>
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